ABC’s
Of an air B and B
Check for crickets
Bring your own towels
Toilet paper is a personal preference
The sofa bed is broken call the plumber
The pool is advertised but not working
The curtains are sheer
I think the owner lives near
The garage has a smell
The cricket won’t tell
The wind brought no rain
but they predicted flash floods again
My mother was well
And the cool drinks were swell
The place is better than a hotel
A Scotchman in Scottsdale
is what to expect
Who forgot the butter
Are the eggs in the frig
Just hard boiled no fresh
Please cleanup and don’t jump on that bed
It’s a full air mattress dressed in red
We wandered around the ASU campus that day
The wondrous clouds held the rain at bay
What more can I say
Oh yes, my sister made the day
Cake by the ocean is never my choice
But cake by the mother is
better than a Rolls Royce
AZ VACAY
is where I want to stay
P.S. They’re all asleep and
I’m a German Chocolate cake still awake.
jjn 8/15/22 10:43 pm