I went to the hacienda hospital
in AZ with my Mom long ago now
She had a knee replacement
They were brutal
dragged her out of bed
Pushed her down the hallway
Played a golf game
with patients competing
on the wall
Said you are now in
the Jack LaLaine Gym
work that new knee
Does it hurt?
Oh well, the doctor lied.
Can’t do anything about it now.
This hacienda was difficult
but different for me
Stay in the basement of the hacienda
roommates between curtains
The certified crazy lady on the right next to
I guess my gall bladder is going tonight
the left field covered by
the heart transplant/pacemaker
what? A transplant and who’s going to pay for that?
Down to the screamers, dreamers, and schemers
It must be a dream!
what? no phone charger?
no hearing aid power?
no being fit in the hospital hacienda?
Where did you guys park the GMC ?
I don’t see it!
Yikes with catalytic converters missing daily
Welcome to the Hacienda Hospital
in Sunny California which means
Beautiful Paradise Island
in the City of Angels
jjn 2/1/23 12:57 pm PST